Not those “it’s been a week, let’s break up because I tasted your dick so many times” relationship. I want those “Happy 50th anniversary babe, let’s go see the doctor because my arthritis is getting worse” relationship.
2.2k notes later and I’m still single.
This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without the auto tune
Story behind this picture: I went to Starbucks in the city to order a coffee and when they asked for what name it was under, I said ‘Jane’. When I moved aside to pay, I hear this male voice beside me saying “I’ll have a vanilla frappe, put it under ‘Tarzan’ and I’ll pay for her order.” I insisted he really didn’t have to, but he said he’d do anything for someone with such beautiful hair and eyes. After we received our drinks, we sat down and started talking, making jokes and exchanging details. Maybe Jane really did meet her Tarzan.
I officially have a new pickup method.
This story involves both coffee and Disney. I approve.
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.”
all moms want to do is protect their babies and we give them an awful lot of hell for it
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila