Au revoir! Goodbye! Ciao! @ballinbrown
i dont know if you guys know this about me, but i sometimes don’t like it when i’m not the center of attention (oldest child/only child tendencies), so sometimes it’s hard when my sister gets to be the center of attention
BUT NOT TODAY
today is all about her!
i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’
and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url
so i googled naked horse
horses are always naked
im so stupid i hate myself
(Source: tapdancers)
TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
(Source: everitas-nudes)
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
(Source: thecolorsofmymind)
#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step
(Source: hellacatz)
its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it
this text post hit me like a train
just a reminder:
the Summer Solstice is June 21st - its the longest day of the year and when the sun is at its most powerful (the height of summer)
the Super Moon is June 23rd - its when the moon is closest to the Earth, more than any other time and is 5 times bigger than usual
don’t miss ‘em! ♡
someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
(Source: dignitea)
